The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight [8d]
• State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands [8d]
• NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers [8d]
• Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees [8d]
• Jean McCarthy and Allison Foster [8d]
• Only 2 Dead In Bearable Tragedy [8d]
• Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment [8d]