The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’ [21d]
• PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll [21d]
• MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone [21d]
• Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old [21d]
• New Season Of ‘Bridgerton’ To Feature 2 Women Falling In Love, Breaking Up, Forming Punk Band [21d]
• Nation Likes When Bib Has Picture Of Food They Eating [21d]
• Study: 97% Of All Sounds Infuriating [21d]
• Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million [21d]