The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Florida Hospital Sues To Evict Patient Discharged 5 Months Ago [35d]
• Lawmakers Buy Waterfall On Redfin [35d]
• ABC Cancels Mormonism [35d]
• American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up [35d]
• Dirt-Covered Trump Boys Attempt To Siphon Gas From Ground [35d]
• Third Date Apparently Just Going To Be Watching ‘Amélie’ Without Any Hugs Or Kisses [36d]
• Tips For Saving On Gas [36d]
• Youth Hockey Banquet Spent Convincing Heavyset Teammate To Eat Copious Amounts Of Butter Squares [36d]
• Trump Adds Name To Kennedy Center Again [36d]
• Ryan Gosling Recalls Preparing For ‘Project Hail Mary’ By Consulting Katy Perry [36d]
• Trump Threatens Airstrikes On U.S. Gas Stations [36d]