The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Man Proud Of Hair On Ground After Haircut [7d]
• At No Point While Rewatching Every ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Does It Occur To Man He Might Be Depressed [7d]
• Tyra Banks Says Taking Abuse From Tyra Banks Simply Reflective Of How The Industry Works [7d]
• Toxic Masculinity Brought To Jigsaw Puzzle [7d]
• Speechwriters Struggling To Spin List Of Ugly Women Trump Gave Them Into SOTU Address [7d]