The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Ilhan Omar Sprayed With Liquid At Town Hall [34d]
• Trump’s First Year In Office [35d]
• Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass [35d]
• Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Spotted Wearing Glove Over Head [35d]
• Report: More Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Turning To Alchemy [35d]
• Noah Wyle Fed Up With Pushy Fan Tracheotomy Requests [35d]
• What To Know About The 2026 Grammys [35d]
• Parents Of Safdie Brothers Don’t Care What Oscars Say, They Liked Both Movies Equally [35d]
• H&M Staff Gathers To Watch Man Struggle To Refold Shirt [35d]