The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Hospital Accused Of Faking Cancer Wing For Attention [105d]
• GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform [105d]
• Zillow Adds Segregation Score [106d]
• Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop [106d]
• RFK Jr. Coughs Up Pair Of Jeans [106d]
• Keith Belden [106d]