The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Downer and Blitzin’ [137d]
• Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank [137d]
• Congress Allocates $45 Million To Hang Fairy Lights Along U.S. Border [137d]
• Report: Electric Guitar Means This Likely Not Your Mother’s ‘Jingle Bells’ [137d]