The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet [39d]
• Malaysia Bans Social Media For Children Under 16 [39d]
• Japanese Company Unveils Human Washing Machine [39d]
• Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator [39d]
• ‘Marty Supreme’ Director Explains Film Slight Dramatization Of Real-Life LeBron James [40d]
• Reyna Cobb and Luke Butler [40d]
• I’d Sooner Let My Family Starve Than Exaggerate My Marketing  Experience On My Resume [40d]
• Pros And Cons Of War With Venezuela [40d]
• Vatican Formally Recognizes First Gen Z Demon [40d]