The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New Rules Would Deny Visas To Those With Chronic Health Conditions [8d]
• Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too [8d]
• Trump To Vance: ‘I Need You To Say You Stole My Face In The 1990s’ [8d]
• Tips For Canning Food At Home [8d]
• Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off [8d]
• Former Army Sniper Struggling To Readjust To Being Near Stuff [8d]
• Record Number Of Women Want To Leave U.S. [8d]
• Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape [8d]