The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Highlights From Kamala Harris’ New Memoir [12d]
• Victor Wembanyama Reports To Training Camp Having Added 25 Pounds Of Hair [12d]
• Trump: ‘Another Thing Epstein And I Never Did Is Play Nude Charades’ [12d]
• Hilaria Baldwin Hires Nanny To Waltz For Her On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ [12d]
• I’d Lather Not [12d]
• Spooky Tax Evasion House [12d]
• ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks [12d]
• Taylor Swift Secures 5-Year Restraining Order Against Stalker [12d]
• Amazon To Pay $2.5 Billion Settlement For Tricking Prime Customers [12d]
• Inside Of Light Fixture Everything Moth Dreamed And More [12d]
• Stephen Miller Builds Windowless, Soundproof Shed On White House Lawn [12d]