The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment [24d]
• Murder Suspect Found To Have To-Do List For Cover Up [24d]
• Nation Grateful To GOP For Protecting It From TV [24d]
• Fox News Host Apologizes For Saying Mentally Ill Homeless People Should Be Executed [24d]
• Taylor Swift Breaks Down ‘The Life Of A Showgirl’ Track By Track [24d]
• Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ [24d]
• Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From [24d]
• Post-HGTV Disaster [24d]