The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver [27d]
• The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom [27d]
• Charli XCX, George Daniel Gather Wedding Guests To Cut The Coke [27d]
• Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases [27d]
• State Department Threatens Immigrants Who Mock Charlie Kirk’s Death [27d]
• Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches [28d]
• 911 Operator Walks Panicked Woman Through Being Murdered [28d]
• Shane Collins and Charlie Quentin [28d]
• Minor League Play-By-Play Announcer Just Sounds Like Normal Guy [28d]
• A’s Fans Unable To Sustain The Wave Over Chasm Of 7,000 Empty Seats [28d]