The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Artist Profile: Alex Warren [268d]
• U.S. Becomes First Country To Recognize Mega-Israel [268d]
• Danish Zoo Asks For Donated Pets To Feed To Carnivores [269d]
• The Best In-Detentions [269d]
• Space For The Whole Family [269d]
• Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool [269d]
• Meryl Streep Makes Breakfast In Jiminy Glick Suit [269d]
• Trump Rushed To Walter Reed To Watch Breast Exam [269d]
• Alan Dershowitz Sues Farmers Market Vendor For Refusing To Sell Him Child [269d]