The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Jared Leto Teases ‘Tron: Ares’ Villain Will Be Teen Girl Who Lies For Attention [42d]
• Satellite Images Reveal Drunk Father Stockpiling Fireworks [42d]
• Tinder To Require Face Verification For New Users [42d]
• FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle [42d]
• Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex [42d]
• WNBA To Expand Into 3 More Cities As Caitlin Clark Cloning Experiment Nears Completion [42d]
• Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross [42d]