The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• DHS Considers Reality Show Where Immigrants Compete For Citizenship [214d]
• U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat [214d]
• June 2025 Best Sellers [214d]
• Relationship Experts Recommend Saying ‘I Love You’ Even If You Don’t Mean It [215d]
• Trump Accuses Kamala Harris Of Paying For Stepchildren’s Endorsement [215d]
• King Charles Switches To More Comfortable Silicone Crown [215d]
• Anna Rialto and Sean Walter [215d]