The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Decries Lack Of U.S.-Made Products Lodged In American Rectums [371d]
• Teacher Can Tell Child With Spiky Hair, Sunglasses Comes From A Rad Home [371d]
• Couple Debates Ethical Implications Of Bringing Another Child Into This Bar [372d]
• U.S. Offers Semiconductors To China In Exchange For Holographic Charizard [372d]
• Sun-Maid Announces Girl In Logo Has Always Been Sentient Raisin Disguising Self In Human Flesh [372d]
• PBS NewsHour Interrupted By Repo Men Seizing Desk [372d]