The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison [230d]
• Cooper Flagg’s Agent Negotiates 10% Increase In Textbook Buyback Value At Duke Bookstore [231d]
• Early 2000s Media Criticized For Harsh Treatment Of D.C. Sniper [231d]
• Autism: Myth Vs. Fact [231d]
• Australians Rescue Great White Shark Stranded In Shallow Water [231d]