The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid [12d]
• Pope Francis Dead At 88 [12d]
• God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope [12d]
• Pope Francis’ Children Ask For Privacy Following Father’s Death [12d]
• Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone [12d]
• Serial Killer Could Have Sworn He Killed That Guy Already [12d]
• ‘Grief Is The Price We Pay For Love,’ Reports Man Clutching Empty Package Of Salami [12d]
• Trump Pardons Kid Rock For Whatever Inspired Statutory Rape Lyric In ‘Cool, Daddy Cool’ [12d]