The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mega Millions Raises Price Of Tickets To $5 [400d]
• Report: Recession Fears Forcing More Americans To Hold Off On Retiring From Presidency [400d]
• Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child [400d]
• Patrick Schwarzenegger Worried ‘White Lotus’ Role Will Typecast Him As Hand Job Recipient [400d]
• Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death [400d]
• Everything You Always Wanted, Right? [400d]
• Nestlé Buys E.Coli For $2.3 Billion [400d]
• RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms [400d]