The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison [400d]
• 3-Year-Old Discovers 3,800-Year-Old Amulet While On Family Outing [400d]
• Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker [400d]
• Sam Mendes Admits Idea For 4 Beatles Biopics Conceived Before He Heard About TV [400d]