The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Plans To Sell $5 Million Gold Card Visa To Attract Rich Foreigners [474d]
• Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes [474d]
• Man Spits Out Blood While Flossing Like Battered Prizefighter In Championship Bout [474d]
• RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore [474d]
• Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3 [474d]
• All Of The Changes Coming To Starbucks [474d]
• Study Finds Revving Corvette Outside Her Office Best Way To Show Ex What She’s Missing [474d]