The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Says Americans Could Feel ‘Some Pain’ From Tariffs [323d]
• Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test [324d]
• Home Deport Advantage [324d]
• New Preschool Doing Wonders For Mother’s Social Skills [324d]
• Trump Worried Day Working At McDonald’s Will Screw Up Taxes [324d]
• Weak-Willed Man Does Whatever Court Orders Him To [324d]
• Jeff Bezos Changes Washington Post’s Slogan To ‘Love You, Babe’ After Getting Into Fight With Lauren Sánchez [324d]