The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach [502d]
• Nazi March Condemned For Not Procuring Proper Permits [503d]
• Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Long-Range Weapons On Him [503d]
• Notre-Dame To Reopen [503d]
• What To Know About The 4B Movement [503d]
• Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time [503d]
• RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little [503d]