The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘Damn, That’s Crazy,’ Announces FEMA In Statement [555d]
• God’s Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia [555d]
• FDA Approves First New Schizophrenia Drug In Decades [555d]
• Tips For Cutting Back On Streaming Subscriptions [555d]
• Sustainably Minded Hit Man Suffocates Victim Using Reusable Tote [555d]
• Baby, I’m-A Haunt You [555d]
• Friend Sets Inescapable Social Trap With 3 Possible Dates To Hang Out [555d]
• Report: Cars In Other Lane All Suckers [555d]