The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Portillo’s Offers DNC Attendees Free Hot Dog If Hillary Clinton Sinks Half-Court Shot [669d]
• Trump Hoping To Disrupt DNC News Cycle By Eating Live Rat On Television [669d]
• Hulk Hogan Rips Open Shirt At DNC To Reveal Message: ‘I Just Love Events’ [669d]