The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Report: Trump Gunman Googled ‘How To Be An Enigma’ [701d]
• Fencer Earns Team USA First Kill Of Olympics [701d]
• Billionaire Credits Millionaire Friends With Keeping Him Humble [701d]
• New Hire Not Yet Comfortable Enough To Mention He Saw Man Die On Way In [701d]
• 3-Year-Old Vows To Appeal Parents’ Decision To Keep Newborn Baby Brother [701d]