The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Newsom Orders Removal Of Homeless Encampments [704d]
• Paris Opening Ceremony Features Tedious 45-Minute Discussion Of Godard’s Early Works [704d]
• Team USA’s Arrival In France Leaves American Basketball Rims Largely Unguarded [704d]
• Steven Spielberg Apologizes For Removing Kiss Between E.T., Elliott [704d]
• PornHub Surprises Frequent User With Wife, Loving Family Upon 10,000th Masturbation [705d]