The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• CEOs Made 200 Times Their Employees’ Salaries In 2023 [758d]
• Grandfather’s Eyes Light Up While Describing Memories Of Old Country Buffet [758d]
• Mexico Elects First Female President [759d]
• ‘It Is Their Finest Album Yet,’ Reads Press Release Written By Band’s Bassist [759d]
• Parents Devote Every Second To Getting Daughter Into Good Harem [759d]
• Cold, Dark Tiny House [759d]