The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Baltimore’s Key Bridge Collapses [762d]
• Hobby Lobby Announces It Muslim Now [762d]
• But Dog Likes Fighting For Money [762d]
• Grandmother Spends Entire Day Peeling Single Potato [762d]
• Worst Side Effects Ozempic Users Don’t Want You To Know About [762d]
• Lint Roller Passed Over Crotch Ahead Of Date [762d]
• Trump’s Civil Fraud Bond Lowered To $175 Million [762d]