The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Beyoncé’s ‘Texas Hold ’Em’ Hits No. 1 On Country Charts [864d]
• New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It [864d]
• Alabama Supreme Court Rules Frozen Embryos Are Babies [864d]
• Do We Live In A Simulation? [864d]
• What You Need To Know About Microplastics [864d]
• Emerging Filmmaker Malia Obama Changes Surname To Scorsese [864d]
• America’s Border Crisis: A Country Divided On How Much Cruelty Migrants Deserve [864d]