The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Hungover Pope Francis Plays Bible-Themed Movie During Mass [879d]
• Nikki Haley Loses Nevada Primary To ‘None Of These Candidates’ [879d]
• Biden Recalls Speaking To Dead European Leaders Often As They Beckon Him Toward The Light [879d]
• Embarrassed Man Kills Mood Struggling To Unclasp Date’s Chip Clip [879d]
• Nikki Haley Loses Nevada Primary To ‘I’m Trans And You Can Take My Guns’ Option [879d]