The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Hungover Pope Francis Plays Bible-Themed Movie During Mass [883d]
• Nikki Haley Loses Nevada Primary To ‘None Of These Candidates’ [883d]
• Biden Recalls Speaking To Dead European Leaders Often As They Beckon Him Toward The Light [883d]
• Embarrassed Man Kills Mood Struggling To Unclasp Date’s Chip Clip [883d]
• Nikki Haley Loses Nevada Primary To ‘I’m Trans And You Can Take My Guns’ Option [883d]
• Pros And Cons Of Shutting Down The Border [883d]
• MTA Reports Rise In Dopey Riders Jumping In Front Of Trains To Retrieve Big Lollipops They Dropped [883d]
• How Much Do You Know About The San Francisco 49ers? [883d]
• Toby Keith's Remains Solemnly Placed In Red Solo Urn [883d]