The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Woman Who Assaulted Chipotle Worker Sentenced To Fast Food Job [948d]
• Hunter Biden Prepares For Court By Drawing Tie On Bare Chest [948d]
• Putin Distraught Over Friends Who Keep Dying Under Mysterious Circumstances [948d]
• Israel Assures It Doing Everything Possible To Minimize Civilians [948d]
• This Week's Most Viral News: December 8, 2023 [948d]
• Politicians Explain Why Criticizing Israel Should Be Illegal [948d]
• Self-Esteem From Finding Well-Fitting Garment Immediately Undercut By Label Indicating Maternity Wear [949d]