The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Custodian Warns It May Take Months To Remove Cashmere Sweaters From George Santos’ Office [955d]
• Kamala Harris Nervous About Flying On Plane For First Time [955d]
• Unemployed George Santos Stands In Times Square With Sign Reading ‘I Am SpongeBob’ [956d]
• Biden Administration Proposes Removal Of All Lead Water Pipes In 10 Years [956d]
• This Week's Most Viral News: December 1, 2023 [956d]
• Apartment Surveyed For Best Place To Attempt Cartwheel [956d]
• Things The Left Doesn’t Tolerate On College Campuses [956d]
• Terror À La Cart [956d]