The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mugger Took Self-Defense Classes Too [893d]
• How To Eat Healthy In Just 3 Bites [893d]
• Right-Wing Parents Try To Define ‘Grooming’ [893d]
• Police Proudly Take Photo With Evidence That They Plan On Planting During Raid [893d]
• Progressive Man Careful Not To Assume Someone A Genie Just Because They Floated Out Of Golden Lamp [893d]
• Beefy Boy On Electric Scooter Weaves Through Traffic Like Graceful Gazelle [893d]
• 7-Year-Old Seems To Be Internalizing And Suppressing Emotions About Divorce Surprisingly Well [893d]
• Study Finds Ya Either Got It Or Ya Don’t [893d]
• Baby At Age Where It Can Be Left On Floor [893d]
• This Week's Most Viral News: Black Friday Edition [894d]