The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• World Series-Winning Rangers Owner Immediately Voids Entire Team’s Contracts [1037d]
• Donald Trump Jr. Takes Witness Stand In New York Fraud Trial Against Father [1037d]
• The Onion Shares Its Social Media Guidelines For Reporters [1037d]
• Pros And Cons Of Banning Smartphones In Schools [1037d]
• Woman Who Had Abortion Shares How She Regrets Not Stopping For M&M McFlurry Afterwards [1037d]
• Jesus Wakes Up In Cold Sweat After Recurring Nightmare He Returned To Earth Naked [1037d]
• Every Product Review Is Sponsored And No One Can Be Trusted, But We’ll Tell You Why The Hamilton Beach 6 Speed Mixer Sucks Ass [1037d]