The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Sean Hannity Says He’d Use MMA Skills To Protect Himself In A Mass Shooting [1042d]
• This Week's Most Viral News: Halloween Edition [1042d]
• Republicans Explain Why They Support An Election Denier As House Speaker [1042d]
• Cool Leaf Carried A Couple Feet [1042d]
• New Law Requires Political Candidates To Disclose Fetishes On All Campaign Materials [1042d]
• GOP Rep. Mike Johnson Elected House Speaker [1043d]
• Diamondbacks Owner Admits Nothing Will Top Beating Yankees After 9/11 [1043d]
• Victor Wembanyama Admits He's A Little Overwhelmed By Speed, Intensity Of NBA Groupies [1043d]
• Florida Students Locked In Decontamination Chamber After Exposure To Book [1043d]
• One-Person Romantic Hideaway [1043d]
• On-Fire Adolis Garcia Hits 3 Home Runs In Single At-Bat [1043d]