The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biden Expresses Doubts That Enough Palestinians Have Died [991d]
• Single Woman Finally Works Up Courage To Talk To Cute Guy At Other End Of Horse Costume [991d]
• Oil And Gas Lobbyists Happy To Fill In Rest Of Nation On Who Mike Johnson Is [991d]
• Dust Settles To Find Mike Johnson Named Speaker, President, Pope, Supreme Court Justice, U.N. Secretary General, Dalai Lama, Conductor Of The Vienna Philharmonic [991d]