The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Texas Science Class Features Day Where Kids Can Execute Real-Life Inmate [1017d]
• ‘I Used To Float, Now I Just Fall Down,’ Crying Kevin McCarthy Sings Under Breath [1017d]
• Organized Woman Pre-Packs All Week’s Lunches Into Side Of Cheek [1017d]
• Black Conservative Argues Transatlantic Slave Trade Was Result Of Fatherlessness In Black Community [1017d]