The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Edgelords Explain Why They Love Elon Musk [947d]
• How The American Diet Has Changed Over Time [947d]
• New Clinic Provides Drug Users With Free Scolding [947d]
• Sweaty Man Walked Here [947d]
• New App Connects Users Too Tired To Get Out Of Bed With Gig Worker Who Will Turn Off Their Lights [948d]
• Small Group Of Parents Explains Why They Are Responsible For 60% Of Book Bans [948d]
• Elon Musk Axes Twitter Election Integrity Team Ahead Of 2024 Elections [948d]
• Home At Last! [948d]
• Federal Government Announces They’ve Hidden Briefcase Full Of Slavery Reparations Somewhere In Continental U.S. [948d]