The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Hunter Biden Indicted On Federal Gun Charges [966d]
• ‘A Clue!’ Exclaims Kevin McCarthy After Finding Footprints That Match Biden’s Shoes [966d]
• Bill Maher Returns To Show Over Fears Aging Fan Base Will Die Off Before Writers’ Strike Ends [966d]
• Disillusioned Journalist Begrudgingly Adds Taylor Swift Reference To Article About Libya Flood [966d]
• Write And Wrong [966d]
• Republicans Explain Why Speaker McCarthy Must Be Ousted [966d]
• Drew Barrymore Opens GM Assembly Plant Amid Impending Autoworker Strike [966d]
• Aaron Judge Thankful Yankees Protecting Privacy By Keeping Name Off Back Of Jersey [966d]
• Woman Slips Lifeguard $20 Bill To Let Her Drown [966d]
• Resilient Aaron Rodgers Vows To Return More Detached From Reality Than Ever [966d]
• Jack Link’s Introduces Extra-Tough Barbed Jerky [966d]
• Family Unaware Dad’s Fallout Bunker Only Has Enough Supplies For One Survivor [966d]
• This Week’s Most Viral News: September 15, 2023 [966d]
• NFL Introduces Touching Flyover Tribute For All Veterans Of Domestic Violence [967d]