The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Portuguese Town Flooded By 600,000 Gallons Of Red Wine After Tanks Burst [1039d]
• Neuralink Monkeys Reveal What It’s Like Working With Elon Musk [1039d]
• Toddler Telling Story While Elbow-Deep In Shorts [1040d]
• Ron DeSantis Booed Off Stage After Flashing His Stomach [1040d]
• Worst Job In Every State [1040d]