The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• U.S. Announces First 10 Drugs For Medicare Price Negotiation [983d]
• Historian Explains That Pepe The Frog Was Originally A Hindu Symbol [983d]
• Idiot Kid Dies After Being Left In Unlocked Car [983d]
• Wrong John Silver [983d]
• Mediterranean Tourists Go On Incredible Refugee-Watching Tour [983d]
• Study Finds Paper Straws Contain Toxic ‘Forever Chemicals’ [983d]
• New U.S. Army Recruitment Ad Touts Military As Great Alternative To Starving On Streets [983d]
• Parents Explain Why Gender-Affirming Care For Kids Is Just A Fad [983d]
• Length Of Man’s Facial Hair Directly Proportional To How Much Friends, Family Should Be Worried [983d]