The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Clicking ‘Our Board Members’ Link Brings Up Whole Spread Of Shit-Eating Grins [1057d]
• Urge To Kill Children Lingers On Much Too Long To Be Postpartum Depression [1057d]
• HR Reminds Staff Doctor’s Note Required To Use Bathroom [1057d]
• Knife-Wielding Doctors Roam Country Searching For Teens To Force To Be Trans [1057d]
• Convicted Felons Give Trump Advice For Going To Prison [1057d]
• Cop Annoyed At Assumption That All Police Officers Are As Bad As Him [1057d]