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The Onion

• Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Announces Separation From Wife Sophie [1084d]
• Water Shortage Forcing More Golf Courses To Use Insulin [1084d]
• DeSantis Bans AP Psychology Out Of Fear People Will Figure Out What’s Wrong With Him [1084d]
• Sen. Feinstein Cedes Power of Attorney To Broom Resembling Daughter [1084d]
• FBI Arrests Millions Of Americans Who Didn’t See ‘Sound Of Freedom’ Under Suspicion Of Child Trafficking [1084d]
• This Week's Most Viral News: August 4, 2023 [1084d]
• ‘I See…Unfortunately, You Must Now Be Punished,’ Says Doctor Learning Patient Doesn’t Have Health Insurance [1084d]
• Republicans Explain Why Trump Is Innocent [1084d]