The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Over 90 Letters Containing Suspicious White Powder Sent To Kansas Lawmakers [1130d]
• Impressionable 13-Year-Old Begs Parents To Let Him Go To Romanian Prison [1130d]
• Study Finds Most U.S. Students Can’t Name All 50 Numbers [1130d]
• Cooking Podcast Host Under Fire For Controversial Claim That Vaccines Give You Potatoes [1130d]
• Joe Rogan’s Most Controversial Statements [1130d]
• Emergency Crews Dispatched To Help Boat Full Of Refugees Sink [1130d]
• Titanic Submersible Rescue Workers Detect Sound Of Savage Garden’s ‘Truly, Madly, Deeply’ Playing Underwater [1130d]
• Real-Life Science Fiction Premise Plays Out As Man Employs So-Called Mechanical Pencil [1130d]