The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New ‘Zelda’ Game Offering Man Much-Needed Escape From Daily Grind Of Playing Other Video Games [1171d]
• Title 42 Expires [1171d]
• New Twitter CEO Asked To Watch ‘The Matrix’ As Part Of Onboarding Process [1171d]
• Nation’s Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer [1172d]
• Man Tries To Sneak Out Of Hammock Morning After Sex [1172d]
• America Is An Out-Of-Touch Gerontocracy, And I’m Glad I Don’t Live There [1172d]
• Hims Announces Monthly Gun Delivery For Men Who Refuse To Be Emasculated Any Longer [1172d]