The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• The Onion’s 2023 Summer Movie Preview [1173d]
• Dubai To Build World’s First 3D-Printed Mosque [1174d]
• High School Student, Teacher Applying For Same Summer Waitressing Job [1174d]
• Quiz: Can You Pass This Sex Ed Quiz In Post-Roe America? [1174d]
• First-Time Homebuyers Purchase Nice Starter Doorknob [1174d]
• Poll: Majority Of Americans Don’t Trust Trump Or Biden To Watch Their Stuff While They’re In Bathroom [1174d]
• Updated Texas Sex Ed Curriculum Instructs Children How To Stone Whores [1174d]