The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Tech Experts Unsettled By Marker’s Ability To Draw Two Big Breast-Like Circles With Dots In Center Of Them [1202d]
• Dalai Lama Admits He Felt Left Out Being Only Leader Of Major Religion Not To Molest Someone [1202d]
• Cynical Fan Gives Millie Bobby Brown’s Marriage 55 Years [1202d]