The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Justice Thomas Given Disciplinary Trip To Gary, Indiana [1208d]
• Kansas GOP Bill Authorizes Genital Exams Of Schoolchildren [1208d]
• Conservative Boycotting Bud Light Forced To Drink 6 Cans Of Something Else Before Hitting Kids [1208d]
• Caddy Helpfully Points Out Direction Of Hole [1208d]
• Bar Bathroom Light Switch Wet [1208d]
• Nation’s White Liberals Announce They Have Successfully Completed Listening [1208d]
• How To Carve A Spooky Easter Egg [1208d]
• Nextdoor CEO Recruits Army Of Fanatics For Holy Crusade To Reclaim Neighborhood [1208d]
• Report Reveals Only Jeff Bezos Finished Watching ‘Lord Of The Rings: Rings Of Power’ [1208d]
• Man Annoyed To Be Dying During Stampede At Concert By Artist He Barely Even Likes [1208d]
• Exclusive Interview With Clarence Thomas [1208d]